Inspired Incompetence

SAS 11 - No Surrender!

The pirates are finally getting to do pirate-y things! After weeks of hoisting sails and swabbing decks (and nearly dying to rats) the Wormwood has finally spotted another ship, and it looks ripe for plunder. Any plans the gang might have been cooking up are going to have to be put on hold as the crew prepares for an exciting foray into the life of a pirate!
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SAS 10 - Let's Make a Steal!

Sandara has been without her holy symbol for far too long. Not only does it make her sad, it makes the entire group rely on De'Voth for healing, and that just won't do! This week, the gang hatches several elaborate plots to retrieve Sandara's holy symbol, but will any of them actually accomplish anything? Find out in episode 10 - Let's Make a Steal!
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SAS 9 - A Most Heroic Roofie

Things are finally starting to look good for our gang of miscreants. After De'Voth and Masked Helmet passed boarding school with flying colors (Skram and Manny, not so much...) the crew seems to be settling into their new lives as pirate crew members aboard the Wormwood. The life of a pirate is never that simple, though, and the guys are about to find out how far they'll go to protect one of their own. Here we go for episode 9 - A Most Heroic Roofie.
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SAS 8 - Off to Boarding School

We finally made it to level 2! They've encountered plenty of trials and tribulations along the way, but it's all been worth it, our four "heroes" have become marginally stronger! Now that they've somewhat acclimated to life aboard the Wormwood, it's time for our adventurers to learn how to be real pirates inEpisode 8 - Off to Boarding School!
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SAS 7 - Two Star Day

Our "heroes" are feeling pretty good about themselves after securing a tasty meal for the Captain and crew, and the reward that went along with it. I wouldn't expect those god feelings to last very long, however, so let's see how long it takes them to crash and burn with this week's episode!
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SAS 6 - Gnome Body Overboard!

Join our "heroes" this week as they face their deadliest opponent yet - a massive tropical storm. On top of being excessively dangerous, there is a mysterious element to this storm that could make it even more deadly. Come see what happens to our intrepid buccaneers this week!
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SAS 5 - The Simpleton and the Owlbear

Episode 5 - The Simpleton and the Owlbear
When we last left out "heroes" the Masked Helmet was preparing himself for a one-on-one brawl with Owlbear, the mentally ill crew member who serves as the guard dog for Captain Harrigan. Let's find out if he can handle himself against such an opponent (remember how easy the rats were?)
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SAS 4 - A Stolen Night of Passion

Episode 4 - A Stolen Night of Passion
Our "heroes" find themselves in dire straits as the rat infestation in the bilges of the Wormwood proves worse than advertised. How will our intrepid adventurers fare as the battle continues?
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SAS 3 - Green Jungle Fever

Come join our heroes as they continue their adventures aboard the Wormwood!
This episode, De'Voth develops a stronger relationship with certain members of the crew.
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SAS 2 - Deadly Helmet

Welcome to Episode 2 of our adventures aboard the Wormwood!
This episode finds our "heroes" faced with a life-or-death decision that could cost one of them their life...
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