Inspired Incompetence

The ship is under attack! Mother nature and some horrible little octo-goblins have seemingly teamed up to give the gang a bad time. With most of the crew up in the rigging simply trying to keep the ship afloat in a terrible storm, will the gang be able to handle a fight by themselves? Can the crew weather the storm even without added complications? The life of a pirate is never easy in Episode 15 - Grindy No.
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The gang finds themselves aboard a new ship, but the situation isn't as different as it seems. The crew is more divided than ever as the gang is given the most grueling tasks day in and day out while those who buddied up to Mister Plugg are pampered. With no real communication between the two factions, the gang and their allies ponder their possible fate and plan for the worse contingencies in Episode 14 - The Plan Before the Storm.
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It's party time! 
The crew has plenty to celebrate in this installment. They are riding high off of a sucecssful battle, but those good feelings can only last so long as tensions among the crew continue to grow taut. The gang continues their scheming from before the appearance of another ship so rudely interrupted them in Episode 13 - A Symbolic Heist.
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We rejoin the crew as they partake in a brutal fight for plunder. Captain Harrigan is up to all sorts of wild hijinks and the gang thinks they're gaining the upper hand, but things are never as easy as they seem. Let's finish the fight in episode 12 - Steamboat Skram.
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The pirates are finally getting to do pirate-y things! After weeks of hoisting sails and swabbing decks (and nearly dying to rats) the Wormwood has finally spotted another ship, and it looks ripe for plunder. Any plans the gang might have been cooking up are going to have to be put on hold as the crew prepares for an exciting foray into the life of a pirate!
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Sandara has been without her holy symbol for far too long. Not only does it make her sad, it makes the entire group rely on De'Voth for healing, and that just won't do! This week, the gang hatches several elaborate plots to retrieve Sandara's holy symbol, but will any of them actually accomplish anything? Find out in episode 10 - Let's Make a Steal!
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Things are finally starting to look good for our gang of miscreants. After De'Voth and Masked Helmet passed boarding school with flying colors (Skram and Manny, not so much...) the crew seems to be settling into their new lives as pirate crew members aboard the Wormwood. The life of a pirate is never that simple, though, and the guys are about to find out how far they'll go to protect one of their own. Here we go for episode 9 - A Most Heroic Roofie.
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We finally made it to level 2! They've encountered plenty of trials and tribulations along the way, but it's all been worth it, our four "heroes" have become marginally stronger! Now that they've somewhat acclimated to life aboard the Wormwood, it's time for our adventurers to learn how to be real pirates inEpisode 8 - Off to Boarding School!
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Our "heroes" are feeling pretty good about themselves after securing a tasty meal for the Captain and crew, and the reward that went along with it. I wouldn't expect those god feelings to last very long, however, so let's see how long it takes them to crash and burn with this week's episode!
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Join our "heroes" this week as they face their deadliest opponent yet - a massive tropical storm. On top of being excessively dangerous, there is a mysterious element to this storm that could make it even more deadly. Come see what happens to our intrepid buccaneers this week!
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