Inspired Incompetence

More cyclopes, of course there's more cyclopes. With the party/evaluation from the pirate council imminent, will this new threat put the gang's chances in jeopardy?
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Another great victory for the gang as preparations are underway for their upcoming party. It seems like now is the time for simple reconstruction projects and other miscellanea, but if we've learned anything by now, it's this: This gods-forsaken island will never be done with the gang.
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

This feels weird. No one is on the brink of death, no one has any prevailing detrimental conditions (unless you count puberty), the island seems to be reined in, and the gang is off doing what they do best: piracy! This is a rather refreshing change of pace, but we all know it can't quite be that easy, so what is going to go wrong this time? Let's find out, shall we?
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Just when the gang was starting to feel safe on their island, they just had to go out and explore one more time. At least no one died this time (for long), but now there's a couple of gigantic crustaceans and a few thousand of their closest friends harassing the gang. Don't they get it? This isn't their island anymore. It seems the gang will have to show them the hard way.
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

Huh. It turns out there is a cure for insanity, after all. Who knew? Either way, it's time for the gang to finish the job they were given. It's time to make sure the newly minted Sharksbane Island is fully cleared of threats and time to get prepared to host some very important guests.
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

What's a little brush with death among crewmembers eh? Everyone's just fine now...physically, at least. It seems that brush with death has left a couple members of the gang with a slight case of insanity, so now they're all off to port to find someone who can take care of this little snafu. What price will the gang have to pay for this treatment though, and will it be worth it? 
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

We're taking another little diversion this week from the gang's island-conquering adventures to delve back into Pathfinder 2nd Edition and the maze-like dungeon the gang finds themselves in. What new twists await them this time around? Let's find out.
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

So it looks like our resident boy wizard got himself into a bit of a pickle. As one of only two original crew members remaining, could this finally be the end of this wizard's journey? Let's see what these massive sharks have to say about that, shall we?
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

For once, things are looking up for the gang. The island has apparently been cleared of all of its major threats and inhabitants, so now begins the cleanup. As some of the crew gets to work making the fort presentable, the gang heads out to investigate a few other points of interest around the island to make sure there aren't any other nasty surprises waiting for them or their guests around every corner. 
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

After a long day of clearing fortifications, the gang just wanted to spend some time, just one night, relaxing in their newly acquired property. But no, that's not something they get to do, at least not yet. First, they have to bail out their subordinates who got in over their heads and are doing their best to drag the gang down with them.
As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!