Inspired Incompetence

The gang is done with whatever it's been that haunted this island, at least so it seems. They have finally started setting up their base of operations and have cleared out the biggest threats to their continued existence, they hope. There still remains a reported watchtower on the west end of the island that needs to be examined, as well as plenty of other places they have yet to explore, but for now, all seems well on the Island of Empty Eyes.
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Did...did we do it? The fort is done? Finally, the gang can start to truly get a foothold on this island, but there is still much to do. What about that cyclops settlement up north, or that watchtower, or any of the other fun-sounding things the gang knows about that they are yet to explore? Hopefully the tough part is over, now for the fun part, right?
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Why can't we just have one pleasant conversation with the ghost who sacrificed a bunch of people to fulfill his only desire in life? Everything has to turn into a fight. Also, what's Ivan been up to while the rest of the gang has been hanging out? 
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Finally, the gang's main objective on the island (so far) has been achieved. They've retrieved the maguffin, and it only cost three people their ability to see and one person's corporeal body, but they did it. Now the question becomes: What to do with it?
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It seems this cyclops settlement has a fascination with the stars, a fascination that is apparently shared by a number of ghosts. After fighting their way through this place and losing several crew members along the way, how much more does the gang have to go through to get this damned Dream Stone? It starts with this planetarium structure in front of them, but where does it end?
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As is tradition, we kick off this week's episode with Sharil being in trouble. After barreling ahead into an unexplored room, our short, but fat (if attractive) inquisitor finds himself in a very precarious position. Will it finally be time for Joe to create a new character? Sharil is his longest-lived one so far, so perhaps his time has finally come.
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The surprises continue as the gang keep on pushing their way through this cursed island. This time the tricks come aboard their own ship as apparently someone masquerading as Captain De'Voth has been demanding a constant stream of raw fish for over a day. Who is this mysterious imposter? Will the gang even bother asking before they attempt to bash his head in?
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Well that was depressing. So far the gang has infiltrated two strongholds on this damned island and have paid the price with two characters lost. Will they have better luck going forward? Has the gang finally met its match among the Shackles islands? Maybe that haunted fort wasn't so bad after all...
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The Captain is in trouble. Not exactly a rare situation, but this one seems even more dire than usual. Will he be able to luck his way out of it, or will the gang be on the search for a new Captain to helm their ship and hopefully maintain control of their new island? 
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The gang has had enough of the haunted fort for a little while, it seems, though this island has no shortage of problems to be dealt with. This time around, it appears to be infested with a tribe of cyclopes, so now it's time to remove that thorn in the gang's side before it gets infected. At least, that's the idea anyway.
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