Inspired Incompetence

Dice and Salt 21 - A Salty Blow, A Dirty Bite, and Uhtred in Your Mouth

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 97 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast in which they get themselves a bird's eye view of the group's very breezy encounter and reference a bunch of Disney movies you can't find online anymore.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Tyrant’s Grasp 97 - The Wind Beating Our Wings

We are greeted first thing after a well-needed rest by an old friend who just wants to keep things breezy. After a quick visit, we continue on our way inwards, towards the center of the overgrown, ancient city of Adorak towards whatever remains of Gallowspire.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Dice and Salt 20 - Dicey Catering

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss a scrumptious, never-ending meal and get into the nitty-gritty of a giant monster movie. Speaking of giant monsters, they also have a short conversation with the biggest monster in history: Joe.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Tyrant’s Grasp 96 - Sweet Dreams

We push ever closer to the center of the ancient city of Adorak, and the Whispering Tyrant's former prison. The journey is taking a toll on our bodies and our minds, as some memories bubble to the surface as we take a much needed rest.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Dice and Salt 19 - Salty Armchair GM

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second guess Alex's tactical acumin and criticize Matt's choice of spells as they discuss episode 95 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Tyrant’s Grasp 95 - The Armory of Adorak

Now we know we have Geb's bloodhounds on our scent searching for their liege lady in all the wrong places, plus we even got some added traumatic flashbacks as a bonus! Now, we have to make our way through the decrepit, overgrown ruins of Adorak, Tar Baphon's former capital, that is not quite as dead as it seems.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Dice and Salt 18 - Dicey Pet Care

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week discussing Episode 94 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which a cavalier deals underwhelming damage and we get some great tips on how to care for your hippogriff.
Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Tyrant’s Grasp 94 - The Fall of Fallenstag

It appears Arazni's bodyguards have finally started searching for her in earnest. Unfortunately for us, that means one of them caught our scent by mistake. Now we find ourselves facing down a fallen hero from centuries ago barring our path.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Dice and Salt 17 - Sowing Salt and Reaping Rules

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the group's level up and just how much they enjoy the ticky-tack rules lawyering that happens to the best of us on occasion.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

Tyrant’s Grasp 93 - Gallow Homes and Gardens

With another pesky undead dispatched, we have felt our power grow! After a short discussion about our new enhanced abilities, we continue our journey into the Gallowgarden into something that starts to feel almost familiar within this alien landscape.
As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!