Inspired Incompetence

This week, the party finds themselves still knee-deep in guards as the bakery-not-bakery continues to reveal its secrets. As if armed guards weren't enough, this latest fight comes with a Dig-Widget joining the fray. And just when things seem under control... what in the Nine Hells are those jinkins doing crawling out from behind the shelves? Every room in this place somehow manages to be worse than the last.

This week, the party finds themselves fresh off desecrating the corpse of Clan Tolorr elder Ygrin Oathcarver—a corpse they created, mind you. After discovering there's a lot more to Ygrin than meets the eye, they press deeper into the increasingly suspicious bakery. At this point, it's becoming clear that this place has a lot more in common with a secret headquarters than a place that sells bread. What other secrets are hidden within the bakery that's definitely, absolutely, totally just a bakery?

Fresh off taking down Ygrin—one of Clan Tolorr’s elders—the party finds themselves still knee-deep in trouble. His loyal gargoyle remains very much a problem, proving that even death isn’t enough to stop Ygrin from making their lives miserable. Some enemies just know how to be a pain in the ass to the very end.

This week, the party comes face to face with Ygrin Oathcraver once again—but what is he doing here? As more pieces of the mystery fall into place, one question keeps nagging at them: why does a bakery need a fully stocked training room in the first place? The deeper they dig, the less this place feels like a bakery… and the more dangerous it becomes.

Fresh off clearing the riffraff out of the bakery’s training room, the party turns their attention to Tuom Molegrade’s quarters in search of answers. But as they begin digging through the room, an eerie disembodied voice suddenly echoes through the air. The strangest part? It sounds… familiar. Very familiar.

This week, the party pushes deeper into the bakery and stumbles upon something they definitely weren’t expecting: a fully outfitted training room. Because apparently this bakery needed more than ovens and rolling pins. And standing silently in the corner? A lone scarecrow that somehow makes the whole place even more unsettling. Nothing suspicious about that… right?

This week, the party continues their break-in at the former Blacknoon Guild bakery—but things are far from quiet. With the alarm already raised, the element of surprise is long gone. Talking their way out worked before… but with blades drawn and tensions rising, will words still be enough? Or is it time to fight their way through?

This week, the party finally steps inside the bakery—only to be immediately confronted by guards. With suspicion in the air and eyes on every move, they’ll have to think fast. Will they talk their way out… or draw steel and let their actions speak instead?

This week, the party sets up a stakeout at the bakery, hoping to uncover something new. But will they actually learn anything they don’t already suspect? With Fazil offering a… creative distraction, the team has a choice to make: take the bait, or trust their instincts and hunt for the secret entrance they’re convinced is hidden nearby. Either way, things are about to get interesting.

This week, the moment finally arrives—Fungie cashes in his Blacknoon coin. It’s time for the Blacknoon Thieves’ Guild to start answering some long-overdue questions. But what exactly does Fungie expect to gain from stepping into their world? In Highhelm’s shadows, every deal comes with a price… and not all of them are paid in coin.