Inspired Incompetence

This week, the party pulls out every trick up their sleeve—their ace in the hole, their rainy-day fund, and every last desperate gamble they've been saving for a moment just like this. But every victory comes at a cost. Will everyone make it out of this bakery-that-definitely-isn't-a-bakery alive? And when the dust finally settles... will Tuom Molegrade still be standing?

This week, the party finds themselves on the wrong end of an absolute ass kicking. Bruised, bloodied, and running dangerously low on healing, they're pushed further than ever before. For the first time in the campaign, it genuinely looks like this could be the end of the road for our heroes. But hey... I'm sure they'll be fine. Right?

After cutting through every obstacle this "definitely just a bakery" had to throw at them, the party finally meets an opponent who refuses to go down quietly. For the first time in their adventure, they find themselves on the receiving end of a serious beating. Tuom Molegrade is proving to be far more dangerous than some run-of-the-mill counterfeiter, and the party is about to learn that dismantling her operation was the easy part.

This week, after what feels like an entire adventure spent fighting their way through the bakery-not-bakery, the party finally comes face to face with Tuom Molegrade. Having dismantled her operation one room at a time, they expect anger, threats, or outright violence. Instead, Tuom remains surprisingly calm, politely asking them to leave. But when someone stays that composed while watching their plans crumble around them, there's usually a lot more venom lurking beneath the courtesy.

This week, the party finds themselves still knee-deep in guards as the bakery-not-bakery continues to reveal its secrets. As if armed guards weren't enough, this latest fight comes with a Dig-Widget joining the fray. And just when things seem under control... what in the Nine Hells are those jinkins doing crawling out from behind the shelves? Every room in this place somehow manages to be worse than the last.

This week, the party finds themselves fresh off desecrating the corpse of Clan Tolorr elder Ygrin Oathcarver—a corpse they created, mind you. After discovering there's a lot more to Ygrin than meets the eye, they press deeper into the increasingly suspicious bakery. At this point, it's becoming clear that this place has a lot more in common with a secret headquarters than a place that sells bread. What other secrets are hidden within the bakery that's definitely, absolutely, totally just a bakery?

Fresh off taking down Ygrin—one of Clan Tolorr’s elders—the party finds themselves still knee-deep in trouble. His loyal gargoyle remains very much a problem, proving that even death isn’t enough to stop Ygrin from making their lives miserable. Some enemies just know how to be a pain in the ass to the very end.

This week, the party comes face to face with Ygrin Oathcraver once again—but what is he doing here? As more pieces of the mystery fall into place, one question keeps nagging at them: why does a bakery need a fully stocked training room in the first place? The deeper they dig, the less this place feels like a bakery… and the more dangerous it becomes.

Fresh off clearing the riffraff out of the bakery’s training room, the party turns their attention to Tuom Molegrade’s quarters in search of answers. But as they begin digging through the room, an eerie disembodied voice suddenly echoes through the air. The strangest part? It sounds… familiar. Very familiar.

This week, the party pushes deeper into the bakery and stumbles upon something they definitely weren’t expecting: a fully outfitted training room. Because apparently this bakery needed more than ovens and rolling pins. And standing silently in the corner? A lone scarecrow that somehow makes the whole place even more unsettling. Nothing suspicious about that… right?